My Anticipation!

God I so can't wait!! *bimbotic intonation*

Facts!

Received this from Danny today, found it extremely witty and hilarious.
God I miss that boy! *no I am not gay!*
Though out of 10, 6 will agree that we're both bengkok.
Wtf......


Q: Why are condoms transparent?
A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!


Signboard outside a prostitute's house:
Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy...


New AIDS awareness slogan:
Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with different women.

Q: Why is $ex like shaving?
A: Well, because no matter how well you do it today... tomorrow you'll have to do it again...


Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster?
A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death.


Q: Why do 90% gals have left boob bigger than right?
A: Bcoz 90% boys are right handed.


Q: What is the difference between an UNDERWEAR & a STAGE CURTAIN?
A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it is SHOWTIME!


Q: What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
A: Both are sweet in the beginning but become tasteless and shapeless later


Advantages of having an affair with a married women.
They give like hell.
They do not yell.
They do not tell.
They do not swell and there is no wedding bell!


My dad told me that if Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would be still in Paradise . Why? Because they would have eaten the snake instead of the bloody apple!

Remember & Appreciate

"The idea of this campaign is for memorable memories to resurface and emotions rekindled, once again intensifying love which may sometimes grey off due to a dormant lifestyle of unchanged every day.

The process of remembering certain important events may be forgotten due to comfort of being together for long but this campaign is directed to dig and escalate those intensifying moments up from the past. As the saying goes, the past makes us who we are. How we are committed to that person today is how we have loved in the past.

To remind people that appreciation towards partners are important. As individuals, we sometimes take conditions for granted and always forget to say the most important existing word in life which is ‘Thank You’. Constant expression of gratification will mellow and soften feelings, when both sides thank each other for their undying love then an understanding of mutual appreciation is there."

Wrote the above for a colleague of mine today as she was rushing for her campaign’s deadline to the client, all my company copywriters are too busy with pitch deadlines. It has been my alias as a copywriter ever since my colleagues found out I have good expressive words. My workload has increased two folds; sometimes even taking up creative roles having to amend my own visuals and images. All with one person’s pay! How unfair! Caw Caw Rarr! *Courtesy of ‘UP’* Hehe.

Watched “UP” last night over at The Curve. The movie gives an unforgettable happy sentiment that lasts, at least for me till today that is. I love the start of the movie most, how sometimes we all wish everything is that charmingly sweet and adoring. The movie has elements of underprivileged living but complete emotion indulgence, how one can enjoy the company of their loved ones without unnecessary splurging, something which we all today do not know how to appreciate.

Then again, of course the movie is inapplicable to our daily lives la that is. See! My next paragraph after the above is already saying we can’t do it! Blardy hell! Like that where can?! Heh.

J-P left KL already and I thought I wouldn’t miss him but guess after all, I do miss his endless “So, what’re we doing today Couz?” for 7months. Heh, he is now safely and I believe much more happy back home in Plymouth, UK with the presence of all his close friends and family. Well, he’ll be back again in December for a week or two for our cousin’s wedding this December 16^th.

Well, it’s a Friday. To everyone reading this thread, have an awesome weekend ahead! Let it be filled with ermm, for my friends let it be alcohol and for others, much filled joy! Hehe.

15 Most Played for Aug 09'

Top 15 playlist of Aug 09’

1. Butthole Surfers – Dracula From Houston

2. Five For Fighting – Easy Tonight

3. Jeremy Kay – Have it All

4. Lazlo Bane – Superman

5. Breaking Benjamin – Forget It

6. Brendan Benson – Cold Hands

7. David Gray – Disappearing World

8. The Decemberist – Apology Song

9. Reindeer Section – Cartwheels

10. Sade – By Your Side

11. George Michael – An Easier Affair

12. Marie Digby – Better off Alone

13. Monty Pyton – Always Look on The Bright Side of Life

14. Nerina Pallot – Learning to Breath

15. Stone Temple Pilots – Interstate Love Song

Well, the above is my playlist for Aug 09’.

This is to entertain those music geeks out there like myself, share share la yea. This month my taste sways more on the country/slow rock genre. To a few they might not like it, neither will I if I am in a hippy mood but so far August has been mellow.

I am not very much in the party mood anyhow so all these songs will tend to do me excellent, gearing me up for my karaoke sessions! Heh.

10

Below are the 10 lessons to a relationship that I have learnt throughout my life.

All from experiences given by people around me; by those who has been around and left; around and still persists on annoying me, hehe; around but never around much, however when required they will be just about a call away.

The FIRST lesson - THOUGHT. Love begins with our thoughts. We become what we think about. Loving thoughts create loving experiences and loving relationships. Affirmations can change our beliefs and thoughts about others and ourselves. If we want to love someone, we need to consider his or her needs and desires. Thinking about your ideal partner will help you recognize her when you meet her. This I learnt from a very close to heart lover of mine and I thank her for this inspiring self aspiration.

The SECOND lesson - RESPECT. You cannot love anyone or anything unless you first respect them. The first person you need to respect is yourself. To begin to gain self-respect, ask yourself, What do I respect about myself? - To gain respect for others, even those you may dislike, ask yourself, What do I respect about them?

The THIRD lesson - GIVING. If you want to receive love, all you have to do is give it! The more love you give, the more you will receive. To love is to give of yourself, freely and unconditionally. Practice random acts of kindness. Before committing to a relationship ask not what the other person will be able to give to you, but rather what will you be able to give them. The secret formula of a happy, lifelong, loving relationship is to always focus on what you can give instead of what you can take.

The FOURTH lesson - ACCEPTANCE. To find a true love, you must first find a true acceptance. The acceptance towards how that partner may be, their past doings and shames discarded. If you love someone, love them for who they are as they appear to you and not judge their past. A lesson here, the past makes us who we are today because we all learn from it.

The FIFTH lesson - TOUCH. Touch is one of the most powerful expressions of love, breaking down barriers and bonding relationships. Touch changes our physical and emotional states and makes us more receptive to love.

The SIXTH lesson - LETTING GO. If you love something, let it free. If it comes back to you, it's yours, if it doesn’t, it never was. Even in a loving relationship, people need their own space. If we want to learn to love, we must first learn to forgive and let go of past hurts and grievances. Love means letting go of our fears, prejudices, egos and conditions. Today I let go of all my fears, the past has no power over me - today is the beginning of a new life.

The SEVENTH lesson - COMMUNICATION. When we learn to communicate openly and honestly, life changes. To love someone is to communicate with them. Let the people you love know that you love them and appreciate them. Never be afraid to say those three magic words: I Love You. Never let an opportunity pass to praise someone. Always leave someone you love with a loving word - it could be the last time you see him or her. If you were about to die but could make telephone calls to the people you loved, who would you call, what would you say and so, what are you waiting for then?

The EIGHTH lesson - COMMITMENT. If you want to have love in abundance, you must be committed to it, and that commitment will be reflected in your thoughts and actions. Commitment is the TRUE test of love. If you want to have loving relationships, you must be committed to loving relationships. When you are committed to someone or something, quitting is never an option. Commitment distinguishes a fragile relationship from a strong one.

The NINTH lesson - PASSION. Passion ignites love and keeps it alive. Lasting passion does not come through physical attraction alone; it comes from deep commitment, enthusiasm, interest and excitement. Passion can be recreated by recreating past experiences. When you are passionate spontaneously and with surprises, it produces passion. The essence of love and happiness are the same; all we need to do is to live each day with passion.

The TENTH lesson - TRUST. Trust is essential in all loving relationships. Without it one person becomes suspicious, anxious and fearful and the other person feels trapped and emotionally suffocated. You cannot love someone completely unless you trust him or her completely. Act as if your relationship with the person you love will never end. One of the ways you can tell whether a person is right for you is to ask yourself, Do I trust them completely and unreservedly? - If the answer is no, think carefully before making a commitment.

Ahh.. praise the lord back and back to my 1^st paragraph where I wrote “around and still persists on annoying me” it is specifically meant for Danny. For others, it would only mean “around and still happily enjoyed by me”. Hoho.